Perfect for: 3+ week adventures

For Explorers,
Not Tourists

This isn’t a typical travel guide. No generic “top 10 beaches” lists. This is where locals actually go – with exact GPS coordinates so you can find them.

 GPS coordinates included  Instant PDF download

65+ pages of places Google doesn’t know about. Real GPS coordinates. Honest descriptions from people who actually live here.

Secret Beaches

GPS coordinates for hidden coves and locals-only beaches. Plus: which ones are safe and which have dangerous currents.

Insider Hiking Trails

Trails only locals use. No crowds. Real difficulty ratings. Best times to go and what to bring.

Golden Hour Spots

Photographer’s secret spots with exact timing for the best light. Shots that don’t look like everyone else’s.

Real Restaurants

€10 menu del día places where locals eat. Not tourist traps. Not overpriced beachfront cafes.

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What’s Inside?

The phrases you actually need when you’re off the tourist path. Ask locals for directions, order at the menu del día spots, and get insider tips – even with zero Spanish.

  • “Where do locals go?” – asking for hidden spots
  • Restaurant essentials – ordering the menu del día like a pro
  • Trail & beach questions – “Is it safe to swim here?”
  • Emergency phrases – when you really need help

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65+ pages of insider spots – Essential Spanish for Explorers (€9 value) included FREE

Ready to Explore Like a Local?

  • Secret beaches with GPS coordinates
    Exact coordinates you can plug into Google Maps. Plus which ones are swimmable and which look better in photos.
  • Hiking trails only locals use
    Forget the crowded tourist trails. These are the paths where you’ll actually be alone with nature.
  • Photographer’s golden hour spots
    Exact locations and timing for sunrise/sunset shots. The spots you won’t find on Instagram (yet).
  • Dangerous currents map included
    Some beautiful beaches are deadly. We tell you which ones. Could literally save your life.
  • Kalima forecast reading guide
    Some beautiful beaches are deadly. We tell you which ones. Could literally save your life.
  • Festival calendar (skip tourist traps)
    Real local festivals, not the ones designed for tourists. When and where they happen.

Real rental prices
Actual living costs

Expat statistics
Islands in numbers

The budget breakdown per island is gold. We’re a family of 4 – now we ACTUALLY know what to expect. Thank you!

The Johnson Family, USA

  • Instant PDF download – mobile friendly
  • More than 65 pages of content that wasn’t spit out by Chat GPT.
  • Start exploring in 2 minutes • €19 one-time payment

🎁 + FREE BONUS: Essential Spanish for Explorers (€9 value)

Join 300+ explorers who ditched the tourist crowds

Real stories, practical tips, no fluff