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Stories, tips, and honest insights from our family’s journey in Tenerife
zero sugar-coating, all authenticity.
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Carnival in Canary Islands: What Nobody Tells You Before You Go
When we first moved to Tenerife, we thought Carnival was a weekend event. A parade, some costumes, done. We were spectacularly unprepared for what actually happens here every February.
Latest Stories
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Masca Gorge Hike: What Changed in 2025 (Permits & Real Talk)
The Masca Gorge hike now requires permits and advance booking. Here’s what actually happens on…
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Gran Canaria Carnival 2026: What We Learned Living Here
Gran Canaria carnival 2026 dates, insider tips, and what actually happens at Las Palmas’ massive…
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Anaga Rural Park Trails: What 2 Years Here Taught Us
Honest guide to Anaga Rural Park trails from a family living in Tenerife. Which routes…
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Tenerife Carnival 2026 Dates: What We Learned Living Here
Tenerife carnival 2026 dates, events, and honest tips from a family living in Santa Cruz.…
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Teide National Park Hiking: Permits, Routes & Reality
Real Teide National Park hiking advice from a family living here. Permits, secret trails, what…
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Papas Arrugadas Recipe: How We Finally Got It Right
The authentic papas arrugadas recipe from our Canarian neighbor, plus the 3 mistakes we made…
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Your First 90 Days in Canary
50+ pages of actual, useful information. Not fluff, not dreams – real data from real life.
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- Part 1: The Truth Nobody Tells You
Our €3,000 mistake story • Instagram vs Reality photos • 2025 real numbers • Why we almost left in month 3 - Part 2: Which Island For You? (All 8!)
Tenerife North vs South • Gran Canaria reality • Lanzarote for families • La Graciosa (the forgotten 8th) • For tourists, nomads & families - Part 3: Your First Month Survival
Week 1 crisis mode • SIM cards & banks that work • NIE in 2 weeks (if lucky) • When it finally clicks - Part 4: Money Reality Check
Tourist: €50-150/night • Nomad: €1,500-2,500/month • Family: €3,000-5,000/month • Our actual 2025 expenses
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